kat_lair: (GEN: castle with ghosts)
[personal profile] kat_lair
***

Title:
Reunion
Author: [personal profile] kat_lair / Mistress Kat & [personal profile] pushkin666 
Fandom: The Hobbit
Pairing: Bilbo/Thorin
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 1,778
Disclaimer: Not ours, only playing

Summary: When his letters go unanswered, Thorin travels to make his apologies in person. This turns out much better than expected.

Author notes: Largely an exercise in a) self-indulgent fluff, and b) getting the voices in preparation for a longer fic. Expect no literary greatness, only teeth-rotting schmoop.


Reunion )

***

[identity profile] kat-lair.livejournal.com
***

Title: Spoonful of Sunday
Author: [livejournal.com profile] kat_lair/ Mistress Kat & [livejournal.com profile] pushkin666
Fandom: QI RPF
Pairing: Alan Davies/Stephen Fry, Kenneth Branagh/Hugh Laurie/Emma Thompson (background), Stephen Fry/OMC (past), Alan Davies/OMC (past)
Genre: coffee shop AU
Rating: R
Word count: 40,730 (ahahaha ughhhhh)
Disclaimer: This is not a real story about real people. This is a fictional story about fictional representations of real people.

Summary: Alan owns a coffee shop. Stephen owns a caffeine addiction and a sweet tooth. Neither of them own up to their feelings, at least not out loud. Cue mutual pining and a lot of cake.

Author notes: Look, this is sheer, ridiculous authorial self-indulgence of clichés and more food related stuff than January diet really allows for. You might still enjoy it. [livejournal.com profile] margaret_r said she did even after beta-reading it (bless her) so who knows? Read with coffee and cake, you’ll probably want some anyway.

Spoonful of Sunday )

Continue to Part 2/4


***
[identity profile] pushkin666.livejournal.com
***

Title:  Working Late
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] kat_lair/Mistress Kat & [livejournal.com profile] pushkin666
Fandom:  Grimm
Pairing: Implied mild Nick/Monroe. Can be read as friendship
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 600
Disclaimer: Not ours, just playing

Summary: Nick is working late again. Monroe goes into Mother Hen mode.

Author notes: Happy birthday to [livejournal.com profile] margaret_r!

Working Late  )
[identity profile] kat-lair.livejournal.com
***

Title: Swivel
Author: [livejournal.com profile] kat_lair / Mistress Kat & [livejournal.com profile] pushkin666
Fandom: Strictly Come Dancing RPS
Pairing: Craig Revel Horwood/Bruno Tonioli
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 1,200 words

Summary: Craig needs relaxing, Bruno would love to help!

Author notes: Finally finished so posting here for posterity. This was written with alternative drabbles, each section 100 words, hence formatting to mark pov changes.

Swivel )

***
[identity profile] kat-lair.livejournal.com
***

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Title: Bite the Night
Author: [livejournal.com profile] kat_lair[livejournal.com profile] pushkin666
Fandom: RPS, Strictly Come Dancing (UK)
Pairing: Bruno/Craig
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 26,887
Disclaimer: This is not a real story about real people. This is a fictional story about fictional representations of real people. Note the difference. None of the events described herein are true. No disrespect is meant and no profit made.

Summary: Bruno is a disillusioned werewolf beta. So is Craig. Except for being a beta, that part’s not quite accurate. UST, angst, power dynamics, claiming sex, clichés abound!

Author notes: Why yes, we are working our way through fandom tropes for this pairing. Vampire and Sentinel AUs in WIP status. Weep/rejoice as you wish. Outstanding beta duty by the longsuffering [livejournal.com profile] margaret_r.

Bite the Night - Part 1 )

***

Continue to Part 2

***
[identity profile] kat-lair.livejournal.com
***

Title: Caricias
Author: [livejournal.com profile] kat_lair & [livejournal.com profile] pushkin666
Fandom: RPS, Strictly Come Dancing (UK)
Pairing: Bruno Tonioli/Craig Revel Horwood
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 15,135
Disclaimer: This is not a real story about real people. This is a fictional story about fictional representations of real people. Note the difference. None of the events described herein are true. No disrespect is meant and no profit made.

Summary: Bruno helps Craig out of a sticky situation, which then leads to a different sticky situation entirely – much to everyone’s surprise. And pleasure. A shameless romp around the ‘pretend boyfriends’ cliché.

Author notes: We set out to write a short fic for our amusement. Unfortunately, this is what nowadays qualifies as ‘short’ for co-authored stuff. Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] margaret_r for another first rate beta and making sure the pov changes happened smoothly. The title is a name of a tango move/embellishment, meaning ‘caresses’ and referring to the stroking of the leg or shoe against your partner’s body. Why yes, we are lame.

Caricias - Part 1 )

***

Continue to Part 2

***
[identity profile] kat-lair.livejournal.com
Title: and eat it too
Author: [livejournal.com profile] pushkin666 & [livejournal.com profile] kat_lair
Fandom: RPS, Masterchef (UK)
Pairing: John Torode/Gregg Wallace
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 4,808
Disclaimer: This is not a real story about real people. This is a fictional story about fictional representations of real people. Note the difference. None of the events described herein are true. No disrespect is meant and no profit made.

Summary: "Creamy puddings must be earned." – Or the one where John Torode is off balance and as a consequence ends up messing with the equilibrium between him and Gregg. With some interesting results.

[livejournal.com profile] pushkin666’s author notes: This started as a fic to cheer me up as I'd gotten home so late one night that I actually missed part of that day's episode of Masterchef and I wasn't happy.  Throughout the whole of the writing of this not!fic [livejournal.com profile] kat_lair was cursing me for making her care about John and Gregg :) I'm certainly not regretting this one little bit.

[livejournal.com profile] kat_lair’s author notes: LALALALA, THIS IS NOT HAPPENING *claps hands to ears and rocks back and forth in the corner*

and eat it too )
[identity profile] kat-lair.livejournal.com

Title: Pandora’s Box - Part 1
Author: [livejournal.com profile] kat_lair & [livejournal.com profile] pushkin666
Fandom: RPS, Strictly Come Dancing (UK)
Pairing: Bruno Tonioli/Craig Revel Horwood
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 20,097
Disclaimer: This is not a real story about real people. This is a fictional story about fictional representations of real people. Note the difference. None of the events described herein are true. No disrespect is meant and no profit made.

Summary: A drunken night leads to revelations that prove impossible to ignore.   

Author notes: We’ve had so much fun with telling this story to ourselves that we had to share, even if the reading audience will be tiny (but precious!). Please note that we’ve purposefully not used Craig’s ex’s real name to emphasise that above point about how we’re just making stuff up. Our thanks to [livejournal.com profile] moth2fic for her first rate beta services.



Pandora’s Box - Part 1 )


[identity profile] kat-lair.livejournal.com

Title: Closed Change – Part 3/3
Author: [livejournal.com profile] kat_lair & [livejournal.com profile] pushkin666
Fandom: RPS, Strictly Come Dancing (UK)
Pairing/Category: Bruno Tonioli/Craig Revel Horwood, porn and happy endings
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 4,012
Disclaimer: This is not a real story about real people. This is a fictional story about fictional representations of real people. Note the difference. None of the events described herein are true. No disrespect is meant and no profit made.
Summary: Bruno takes a deep breath and straightens up. He’s not sure whether he's making a huge mistake, but if he is then at least he won't have to live with the consequences of it for long. Slowly, Bruno walks over to Craig and, for the second time in his life, drops to his knees in front of him.

Author notes: Finally, the last part is here. You’ve all been pining waiting for it, admit it. This has been a labour of love and we would like to express our gratitude to [livejournal.com profile] moth2fic for her excellent beta work on this last instalment. But fear not: there are plenty more Bruno/Craig bunnies running around in our heads so there may very well be more fic for these two... *g*


Closed Change Part 1/3

Closed Change – Part 2/3


Closed Change – Part 3/3 )
[identity profile] pushkin666.livejournal.com
Bet you thought we'd abandoned the whole 'verse... No fear!

New Horizons give a fair bit of back story to The Family, Unmarked Place, Spencer, and how Spencer ends up working at the club.

Title: NEW HORIZONS
Author: [livejournal.com profile] pushkin666
Pairing/Characters: Spencer/Tom (brief, mostly offscreen), allusions to Brendon/Ryan, Bob & Patrick
Rating: PG13
Word count: ~7600
Disclaimer: See Community Introduction Post
Warnings/Enticements References to bdsm play (off screen)

Summary: He wants something new; something different. In short, Spencer is Bored, with a capital B. He runs his hands through his hair in exasperation. Being back after college is killing him.
[identity profile] pushkin666.livejournal.com
Title: in the lights you make
Author: [livejournal.com profile] pushkin666
Pairing/Characters: Pete/omc, pre-Patrick/Pete
Rating: R
Word count: 3714
Disclaimer: See Community Introduction Post
Warnings/enticements: BDSM, wax play, - see Community Introduction Post for further information.

Summary: Pete knows that it's dangerous when he's like this; there's always the risk that he'll play with the wrong person, but he doesn't care.

Author notes: Heaps of angst. Pete being in a bad place and Patrick not helping matters. Andy being an awesome friend. References to Pete’s past. Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] dreamersdare for an excellent beta as always. Three cheers to [livejournal.com profile] kat_lair for her help. Title from The Kids from Yesterday by My Chemical Romance.


in the lights you make
[identity profile] kat-lair.livejournal.com
Huzzah! [livejournal.com profile] unmarked_place update!


Title: more than good hooks
Author: Mistress Kat / [livejournal.com profile] kat_lair
Fandom: Bandom, [livejournal.com profile] unmarked_place 'verse
Pairing:  Brendon/Ryan
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 3,052
Disclaimer: See Community Introduction Post
Warnings/enticements: BDSM, caning, punishment scene done in wrong headspace with no aftercare, angst, see Community Introduction Post for further information
Summary: Love isn’t the same as respect. - Takes place before the boys are a part of the Unmarked Place scene.

Author notes:
Beta by the amazing and invaluable [livejournal.com profile] dreamersdare. Title from London Beckoned Songs About Money Written By Machines by Panic At The Disco because I’m rather lame. To reinforce the warnings: this is not how to do a discipline scene. Ryan here is really not in the right state of mind to do what he does.

more than good hooks

[identity profile] kat-lair.livejournal.com

Title: Closed Change – Part 2/3
Author: [livejournal.com profile] kat_lair & [livejournal.com profile] pushkin666 
Fandom: RPS, Strictly Come Dancing (UK)
Pairing/Category: Bruno Tonioli/Craig Revel Horwood, angst like woah
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 5,662
Disclaimer: This is not a real story about real people. This is a fictional story about fictional representations of real people. Note the difference. None of the events described herein are true. No disrespect is meant and no profit made.
Summary: Just because you don’t ask for something, doesn’t mean you don’t want it.

Author notes: Apologies for the delay with this second part. The third and final instalment to follow sometime over the next months. Beta by the brilliant and long-suffering [livejournal.com profile] dreamersdare, her trauma is our gain. <3 Fans of the show may recognise Craig and Bruno's on-screen spat, the RL dialogue was too good not to use...


Closed Change Part 1/3



Closed Change – Part 2/3 )

Profile

blacktulipfic: (Default)
Black Tulip Fic

July 2017

S M T W T F S
      1
2345678
9101112131415
16171819202122
23242526272829
3031     

Syndicate

RSS Atom

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Oct. 21st, 2017 07:34 pm
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios