Black Tulip Fiction

The Hobbit Fic: Reunion

2017-07-09T09:13:39Z

Posted by: kat_lair

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Title: Reunion
Author: kat_lair / Mistress Kat & pushkin666
Fandom: The Hobbit
Pairing: Bilbo/Thorin
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 1,778
Disclaimer: Not ours, only playing

Summary: When his letters go unanswered, Thorin travels to make his apologies in person. This turns out much better than expected.

Author notes: Largely an exercise in a) self-indulgent fluff, and b) getting the voices in preparation for a longer fic. Expect no literary greatness, only teeth-rotting schmoop.

( Reunion )

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QI Fic: Spoonful of Sunday 1/4

2017-01-14T17:36:00Z

Posted by: kat-lair.livejournal.com

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Title: Spoonful of Sunday
Author: kat_lair/ Mistress Kat & pushkin666
Fandom: QI RPF
Pairing: Alan Davies/Stephen Fry, Kenneth Branagh/Hugh Laurie/Emma Thompson (background), Stephen Fry/OMC (past), Alan Davies/OMC (past)
Genre: coffee shop AU
Rating: R
Word count: 40,730 (ahahaha ughhhhh)
Disclaimer: This is not a real story about real people. This is a fictional story about fictional representations of real people.

Summary: Alan owns a coffee shop. Stephen owns a caffeine addiction and a sweet tooth. Neither of them own up to their feelings, at least not out loud. Cue mutual pining and a lot of cake.

Author notes: Look, this is sheer, ridiculous authorial self-indulgence of clichés and more food related stuff than January diet really allows for. You might still enjoy it. margaret_r said she did even after beta-reading it (bless her) so who knows? Read with coffee and cake, you’ll probably want some anyway.

( Spoonful of Sunday )

Continue to Part 2/4

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QI Fic: Spoonful of Sunday 2/4

2017-01-14T17:26:00Z

Posted by: kat-lair.livejournal.com

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Part 1/4 + Header Info

( Spoonful of Sunday 2/4 )

Continue to Part 3/4

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QI Fic: Spoonful of Sunday 3/4

2017-01-14T17:16:00Z

Posted by: kat-lair.livejournal.com

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Part 1/4 + Header Info

Part 2/4

( Spoonful of Sunday 3/4 )

Continue to Part 4/4

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QI Fic: Spoonful of Sunday 4/4

2017-01-14T17:06:00Z

Posted by: kat-lair.livejournal.com

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Part 1/4 + Header Info

Part 2/4

Part 3/4

( Spoonful of Sunday 4/4 )

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Grimm Fic: Working Late

2016-04-19T20:59:00Z

Posted by: pushkin666.livejournal.com

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Title: Working Late
Authors: kat_lair/Mistress Kat & pushkin666
Fandom: Grimm
Pairing: Implied mild Nick/Monroe. Can be read as friendship
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 600
Disclaimer: Not ours, just playing

Summary: Nick is working late again. Monroe goes into Mother Hen mode.

Author notes: Happy birthday to margaret_r!

( Working Late )

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SCD Fic: Swivel

2015-12-12T12:16:00Z

Posted by: kat-lair.livejournal.com

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Title: Swivel
Author: kat_lair / Mistress Kat & pushkin666
Fandom: Strictly Come Dancing RPS
Pairing: Craig Revel Horwood/Bruno Tonioli
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 1,200 words

Summary: Craig needs relaxing, Bruno would love to help!

Author notes: Finally finished so posting here for posterity. This was written with alternative drabbles, each section 100 words, hence formatting to mark pov changes.

( Swivel )

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Strictly Come Dancing Fic: Bite the Night - Part 3

2014-11-01T13:36:00Z

Posted by: kat-lair.livejournal.com

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Part 1 (including header information)
Part 2

( Bite the Night - Part 3 )

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Strictly Come Dancing Fic: Bite the Night - Part 2

2014-11-01T13:24:00Z

Posted by: kat-lair.livejournal.com

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Part 1 (including header information)

( Bite the Night - Part 2 )

Continue to Part 3

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Strictly Come Dancing Fic: Bite the Night - Part 1

2014-11-01T13:05:00Z

Posted by: kat-lair.livejournal.com

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Title: Bite the Night
Author: kat_lair & pushkin666
Fandom: RPS, Strictly Come Dancing (UK)
Pairing: Bruno/Craig
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 26,887
Disclaimer: This is not a real story about real people. This is a fictional story about fictional representations of real people. Note the difference. None of the events described herein are true. No disrespect is meant and no profit made.

Summary: Bruno is a disillusioned werewolf beta. So is Craig. Except for being a beta, that part’s not quite accurate. UST, angst, power dynamics, claiming sex, clichés abound!

Author notes: Why yes, we are working our way through fandom tropes for this pairing. Vampire and Sentinel AUs in WIP status. Weep/rejoice as you wish. Outstanding beta duty by the longsuffering margaret_r.

( Bite the Night - Part 1 )

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Strictly Come Dancing Fic: Caricias - Part 2

2014-01-05T19:25:00Z

Posted by: kat-lair.livejournal.com

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Read Part 1 first (including the header information)

( Caricias - Part 2 )

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Strictly Come Dancing Fic: Caricias - Part 1

2014-01-05T19:00:00Z

Posted by: kat-lair.livejournal.com

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Title: Caricias
Author: kat_lair & pushkin666
Fandom: RPS, Strictly Come Dancing (UK)
Pairing: Bruno Tonioli/Craig Revel Horwood
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 15,135
Disclaimer: This is not a real story about real people. This is a fictional story about fictional representations of real people. Note the difference. None of the events described herein are true. No disrespect is meant and no profit made.

Summary: Bruno helps Craig out of a sticky situation, which then leads to a different sticky situation entirely – much to everyone’s surprise. And pleasure. A shameless romp around the ‘pretend boyfriends’ cliché.

Author notes: We set out to write a short fic for our amusement. Unfortunately, this is what nowadays qualifies as ‘short’ for co-authored stuff. Many thanks to margaret_r for another first rate beta and making sure the pov changes happened smoothly. The title is a name of a tango move/embellishment, meaning ‘caresses’ and referring to the stroking of the leg or shoe against your partner’s body. Why yes, we are lame.

( Caricias - Part 1 )

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Masterchef Fic: and eat it too

2013-04-19T21:47:00Z

Posted by: kat-lair.livejournal.com

Title: and eat it too
Author: pushkin666 & kat_lair
Fandom: RPS, Masterchef (UK)
Pairing: John Torode/Gregg Wallace
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 4,808
Disclaimer: This is not a real story about real people. This is a fictional story about fictional representations of real people. Note the difference. None of the events described herein are true. No disrespect is meant and no profit made.

Summary: "Creamy puddings must be earned." – Or the one where John Torode is off balance and as a consequence ends up messing with the equilibrium between him and Gregg. With some interesting results.

pushkin666’s author notes: This started as a fic to cheer me up as I'd gotten home so late one night that I actually missed part of that day's episode of Masterchef and I wasn't happy. Throughout the whole of the writing of this not!fic kat_lair was cursing me for making her care about John and Gregg :) I'm certainly not regretting this one little bit.

kat_lair’s author notes: LALALALA, THIS IS NOT HAPPENING *claps hands to ears and rocks back and forth in the corner*

( and eat it too )

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Strictly Come Dancing Fic: Pandora's Box - Part 2

2012-07-29T20:26:00Z

Posted by: kat-lair.livejournal.com

Pandora's Box - Part 1 here (including header info)

( Pandora’s Box - Part 2 )

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Strictly Come Dancing Fic: Pandora's Box - Part 1

2012-07-29T20:20:00Z

Posted by: kat-lair.livejournal.com

Title: Pandora’s Box - Part 1
Author: kat_lair & pushkin666
Fandom: RPS, Strictly Come Dancing (UK)
Pairing: Bruno Tonioli/Craig Revel Horwood
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 20,097
Disclaimer: This is not a real story about real people. This is a fictional story about fictional representations of real people. Note the difference. None of the events described herein are true. No disrespect is meant and no profit made.

Summary: A drunken night leads to revelations that prove impossible to ignore.

Author notes: We’ve had so much fun with telling this story to ourselves that we had to share, even if the reading audience will be tiny (but precious!). Please note that we’ve purposefully not used Craig’s ex’s real name to emphasise that above point about how we’re just making stuff up. Our thanks to moth2fic for her first rate beta services.

( Pandora’s Box - Part 1 )

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Strictly Come Dancing Fic: Closed Change - Part 3/3

2012-02-05T22:19:00Z

Posted by: kat-lair.livejournal.com

Title: Closed Change – Part 3/3
Author: kat_lair & pushkin666
Fandom: RPS, Strictly Come Dancing (UK)
Pairing/Category: Bruno Tonioli/Craig Revel Horwood, porn and happy endings
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 4,012
Disclaimer: This is not a real story about real people. This is a fictional story about fictional representations of real people. Note the difference. None of the events described herein are true. No disrespect is meant and no profit made.
Summary: Bruno takes a deep breath and straightens up. He’s not sure whether he's making a huge mistake, but if he is then at least he won't have to live with the consequences of it for long. Slowly, Bruno walks over to Craig and, for the second time in his life, drops to his knees in front of him.

Author notes: Finally, the last part is here. You’ve all been pining waiting for it, admit it. This has been a labour of love and we would like to express our gratitude to moth2fic for her excellent beta work on this last instalment. But fear not: there are plenty more Bruno/Craig bunnies running around in our heads so there may very well be more fic for these two... *g*

Closed Change – Part 1/3

Closed Change – Part 2/3

( Closed Change – Part 3/3 )

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New Unmarked Place Fic - New Horizons

2011-12-12T21:33:00Z

Posted by: pushkin666.livejournal.com

Bet you thought we'd abandoned the whole 'verse... No fear!

New Horizons give a fair bit of back story to The Family, Unmarked Place, Spencer, and how Spencer ends up working at the club.

Title: NEW HORIZONS
Author: pushkin666
Pairing/Characters: Spencer/Tom (brief, mostly offscreen), allusions to Brendon/Ryan, Bob & Patrick
Rating: PG13
Word count: ~7600
Disclaimer: See Community Introduction Post
Warnings/Enticements References to bdsm play (off screen)

Summary: He wants something new; something different. In short, Spencer is Bored, with a capital B. He runs his hands through his hair in exasperation. Being back after college is killing him.

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Unmarked Place Fic: in the lights you make (Pete/omc)

2011-05-21T15:30:00Z

Posted by: pushkin666.livejournal.com

Title: in the lights you make
Author: pushkin666
Pairing/Characters: Pete/omc, pre-Patrick/Pete
Rating: R
Word count: 3714
Disclaimer: See Community Introduction Post
Warnings/enticements: BDSM, wax play, - see Community Introduction Post for further information.

Summary: Pete knows that it's dangerous when he's like this; there's always the risk that he'll play with the wrong person, but he doesn't care.

Author notes: Heaps of angst. Pete being in a bad place and Patrick not helping matters. Andy being an awesome friend. References to Pete’s past. Many thanks to dreamersdare for an excellent beta as always. Three cheers to kat_lair for her help. Title from The Kids from Yesterday by My Chemical Romance.

in the lights you make

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Unmarked Place Fic: more than good hooks (Brendon/Ryan)

2011-04-03T11:59:00Z

Posted by: kat-lair.livejournal.com

Huzzah! unmarked_place update!

Title: more than good hooks
Author: Mistress Kat / kat_lair
Fandom: Bandom, unmarked_place 'verse
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 3,052
Disclaimer: See Community Introduction Post
Warnings/enticements: BDSM, caning, punishment scene done in wrong headspace with no aftercare, angst, see Community Introduction Post for further information
Summary: Love isn’t the same as respect. - Takes place before the boys are a part of the Unmarked Place scene.

Author notes: Beta by the amazing and invaluable dreamersdare. Title from London Beckoned Songs About Money Written By Machines by Panic At The Disco because I’m rather lame. To reinforce the warnings: this is not how to do a discipline scene. Ryan here is really not in the right state of mind to do what he does.

more than good hooks

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Strictly Come Dancing Fic: Closed Change - Part 2/3

2011-03-20T15:47:00Z

Posted by: kat-lair.livejournal.com

Title: Closed Change – Part 2/3
Author: kat_lair & pushkin666
Fandom: RPS, Strictly Come Dancing (UK)
Pairing/Category: Bruno Tonioli/Craig Revel Horwood, angst like woah
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 5,662
Disclaimer: This is not a real story about real people. This is a fictional story about fictional representations of real people. Note the difference. None of the events described herein are true. No disrespect is meant and no profit made.
Summary: Just because you don’t ask for something, doesn’t mean you don’t want it.

Author notes: Apologies for the delay with this second part. The third and final instalment to follow sometime over the next months. Beta by the brilliant and long-suffering dreamersdare, her trauma is our gain. <3 Fans of the show may recognise Craig and Bruno's on-screen spat, the RL dialogue was too good not to use...

Closed Change – Part 1/3

( Closed Change – Part 2/3 )

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Unmarked Place Fic: Double-Edged (Bob/Mikey, Frank/Gerard/Ray)

2011-02-22T20:48:00Z

Posted by: pushkin666.livejournal.com

Title: Double-Edged
Author: pushkin666 & (kat_lair)
Pairing/Characters: Bob/Mikey, Frank/Gerard/Ray
Rating: R
Word count: 4823
Disclaimer: See Community Introduction Post
Warnings/enticements: BDSM, references to knifeplay, see Community Introduction Post for further information
Summary: Mikey had seen Bob like this before – quiet and still – but this, well this seemed to be the wrong type of stillness and Mikey didn't like it. He was getting increasing worried, but didn’t know how to fix things, how to fix Bob. Fuck, he didn’t even know what was broken.

Author notes: Takes place immediately after Whetstone

Double-Edged

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Unmarked Place Ficlets

2010-12-12T18:27:00Z

Posted by: kat-lair.livejournal.com

If you're watching unmarked_place, then you've already seen these. If not, here be links in case you're interested. Please see the original posts for warnings and disclaimers.

swear to shake it up if you swear to listen - Brendon/Ryan, PG-13

Welcome - Gen, Bob & Patrick, PG

S.W.T.H. - Gerard/Lindsey, R

i'm not one for love songs - Nate/Victoria, Gen Andy & Victoria, PG

there's a fallow heart and it's waiting on a sowing hand - OFC/Pete, PG

facing forwards going slowly - Alex/Ryland, PG-13

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Unmarked Place Fic: Whetstone (Bob/Mikey)

2010-11-27T13:03:00Z

Posted by: pushkin666.livejournal.com

Title: Whetstone
Author: pushkin666
Fandom: Bandom, unmarked_place
Pairing: Bob/Mikey
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 2,579
Disclaimer: See Community Introduction Post
Warnings/enticements: BDSM, knifeplay, see Community Introduction Post for further information
Summary: He hadn't expected Mikey to react like this; to actually be turned on by the feel of the blade against his skin, the danger inherent in it. Hope surged in his chest for a brief moment before he forcibly dampened it down. It was too soon to get excited by this, too early to believe that Mikey wanted this as much as Bob did.

Author notes: Part of the unmarked_place ‘verse, see Community Introduction Post for details. Very excited to post the first fic of many in this 'verse! Many thanks to the invaluable dreamersdare for the beta.

Whetstone

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Unmarked Place – Grand Opening

2010-11-20T21:09:00Z

Posted by: kat-lair.livejournal.com

We’ve talked about it for a long time and we’ve been planning and writing even longer. But the day is finally here and it’s time to officially unveil the community and the ‘verse.

Welcome to unmarked_place, a bandom BDSM ‘verse written by kat_lair and pushkin666.

Synopsis: The ‘verse spans a period of approximately six years and revolves around a BDSM club called Unmarked Place. The club is owned by Bob and Patrick, who also started the New Jersey Chapter of The Family, an international organisation of likeminded people involved in the BDSM scene that aims to provide safe places for play and punishment. People can either be born into the Family (like Spencer) or sponsored and mentored in (like Patrick). The ‘verse follows the evolution of various relationships and includes love, sex, kink, angst, humour and eventual happy endings (because the authors are saps).

Please see the community Welcome Post for more details including the main pairings.

At the community you can also find the Cast List and the Family Profiles which will tell you more about the characters.

There are no stories posted yet, but we have a fair bit written and those will start going up over the next few weeks. In the meanwhile, feel free to look through what’s already there and to watch the community for future updates.

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Strictly Come Dancing Fic: Closed Change - Part 1/3

2010-11-14T20:02:00Z

Posted by: kat-lair.livejournal.com

Title: Closed Change – Part 1/3
Author: kat_lair & pushkin666
Fandom: RPS, Strictly Come Dancing (UK)
Pairing/Category: Bruno Tonioli/Craig Revel Horwood, angsty first-time porn
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 4,329
Disclaimer: This is not a real story about real people. This is a fictional story about fictional representations of real people. Note the difference. None of the events described herein are true. No disrespect is meant and no profit made.
Summary: He hasn’t told anyone yet, but this will be his last year on Strictly. Maybe it’s time to stop being so goddamn careful and just take what he wants for once.

Author notes: Dear Internet, we’re sorry. Except not really. Many thanks to the long-suffering dreamersdare for an excellent beta job. Title refers to the basic dance steps of the waltz. This is not an abandoned WIP – the last two parts are already mostly written and will be posted within a reasonable timeframe.

( Closed Change – Part 1/3 )
Continued at:
Closed Change - Part 2/3

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