Laughs. Well I'm afraid we'll be sending some more of it to your email account at some point. It's currently standing at about 9000 words and it needs seriously tidying up :D

power-dynamic blowjobbery Love that expression. Glad you enjoyed it and we didn't put you off too much with the subject matter. Don't worry, I'm sure at some point we can get you to watch some Strictly and you'll know exactly who we're talking about :D Check out my Bruno icon.

And thank you for the excellent beta'ing.