Stephen Fry is intelligent and witty, two characteristics which are attractive in themselves, even if he is not so much what floats your boat.

Grouser and the bald one, on the other hand, mostly just make me want to throw things at the TV. Or possibly jab at them repeatedly with sharp pointy things until they both shut the fuck up and let the people get on with the cooking (if you are not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. Quit being part of the problem and get out of the fucking kitchen!).

(We do not watch Masterchef in my house anymore :D)

And yes, yes you should. You should make that.